A Slightly Delayed Advent Blog (Christmas a day late)

I apologize for the delay in the blog which should have posted yesterday. I have given up on Weebly. That said, here is the blog I tried all day yesterday to publish without success.

Happy Christmas! Today at the Slightly Delayed Advent Blog, we are reaching the crescendo of creepy.

Prepare yourselves, for I am about to unleash every last creepy ornament which I have not blogged as of yet…

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Feliz Navidad. I just pooped under your tree.

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Tree Turds

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Snowmen with legs coming out their heads.

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This confused frog ate too much frosting.

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I think this young man has a very strange relationship with the giant snowball he is forming.

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What gets me about this little girl is that the manufacturer paid so much attention to detail in every area, except her hands. Whaaa?

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So far as I am concerned, gingerbread should not have red mouths, because it makes them look like they’ve been eating people.

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Creepy Christmas peas, for your enjoyment.

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The pudgy face will follow you into your dreams tonight. Good luck.

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Don’t even try to give me the line that this is southwest decor; I am from Arizona, and my parents even really do have a cow skull in their front yard. But they do not have a skull of any sort on their Christmas tree.

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I think Joseph may have some gas issues here.

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These are just legs. JUST LEGS.

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The Wee Little Miss has recently informed me that this is a character from some television show. But I just really have a problem with fruit that has the ability to bite back.

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They also should not be able to lick. No.

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This just looks dirty.

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Look deeeeeeep into their eyes.

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I hid your present in the tree…

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Two words: mushroom tree.

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This fish has lipstick on. And arms. And is very well endowed. She is everything you could want in a fish for your Christmas tree.

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alternate angle to fully display the dishonest that is going on here.

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You’re making WHAT for dinner??

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Pigs who tapdance and smile always accompany those warm thoughts I have about Christmas.

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Bacon and eggs? Or mysterious brown fog and eggs?

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It is keeping its eyes on you.

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Peace on Earth.

Happy Christmas, everyone. I suppose it is appropriate that my slightly delayed advent blog conclude in a tardy fashion.

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2 thoughts on “A Slightly Delayed Advent Blog (Christmas a day late)

  1. I don’t even know where to begin. I feel inspired to buy the creepiest ornaments I can find and have my own creepy Christmas tree next year.

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