I apologize for the delay in the blog which should have posted yesterday. I have given up on Weebly. That said, here is the blog I tried all day yesterday to publish without success.
Happy Christmas! Today at the Slightly Delayed Advent Blog, we are reaching the crescendo of creepy.
Prepare yourselves, for I am about to unleash every last creepy ornament which I have not blogged as of yet…
Snowmen with legs coming out their heads.
This confused frog ate too much frosting.
I think this young man has a very strange relationship with the giant snowball he is forming.
What gets me about this little girl is that the manufacturer paid so much attention to detail in every area, except her hands. Whaaa?
So far as I am concerned, gingerbread should not have red mouths, because it makes them look like they’ve been eating people.
Creepy Christmas peas, for your enjoyment.
The pudgy face will follow you into your dreams tonight. Good luck.
Don’t even try to give me the line that this is southwest decor; I am from Arizona, and my parents even really do have a cow skull in their front yard. But they do not have a skull of any sort on their Christmas tree.
I think Joseph may have some gas issues here.
These are just legs. JUST LEGS.
The Wee Little Miss has recently informed me that this is a character from some television show. But I just really have a problem with fruit that has the ability to bite back.
They also should not be able to lick. No.
This just looks dirty.
Look deeeeeeep into their eyes.
I hid your present in the tree…
Two words: mushroom tree.
This fish has lipstick on. And arms. And is very well endowed. She is everything you could want in a fish for your Christmas tree.
alternate angle to fully display the dishonest that is going on here.
You’re making WHAT for dinner??
Pigs who tapdance and smile always accompany those warm thoughts I have about Christmas.
Bacon and eggs? Or mysterious brown fog and eggs?
It is keeping its eyes on you.
Peace on Earth.
Happy Christmas, everyone. I suppose it is appropriate that my slightly delayed advent blog conclude in a tardy fashion.