Gnomes Have a Knack for Cleverly Disguising Themselves

Once again, yesterday I was out and about town when I realised something foul was afoot.

I got that strange feeling I was being watched; you know the feeling I mean — the hairs on the back of your neck stand up and you just feel the watching…

Initially I thought I was being paranoid, but then I noticed something that seemed not quite ordinary:

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Indeed, he is not playing saxophone. Nor is he taking on the usual form that Harold the Evil Gnome usually chooses. I am able, however, to recognize an Evil Gnome disguise when I see one. Let’s face it; nobody would spend real, actual money on a statue such as this.

I am aware of your shenanigans, and I am not taking them lightly.

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