I arrived at the car park this morning.
It was a standard arrival.
Just me, in my car. Nothing even made my drive in interesting, other than the fact that I was blasting 80’s music.
Then I saw it: The car of a brilliant mastermind, who clearly has the skill to arrive interestingly. To arrive stylishly.
While I am not a mustache fan, I am now considering the possibility of adding my own stylish additions to my car. Note that it is not even necessary to have a fancy car — which is great, because I can assure you that I do not have a fancy car, by any stretch of the imagination.
Maybe I should glue a clown shoe to my car’s hood. Or, perhaps a hippo? Wait! I know: A hippo wearing clown shoes!!
Sigh. I am just not good at looking stylish. You know you’re never going to be on the A-list of awesome car decor when the best you can come up with is a hippo wearing circus attire.