… But a horror nonetheless.
I was doing a bit of browsing earlier when I came across this:
Is that your creepy doll face on your dress, or are you happy to see me?
I’m fairly certain I’ve made my feelings on dolls well known. So when I saw this atrocity, naturally I had to share.
Imagine it: the designer is sitting in his fancy studio dreaming up his next masterpiece. “How can I make a woman feel closer to her childhood with my clothing?” And suddenly it hit home in his mind — how much he missed his two most favorite childhood possessions: Blankie and Creepy Doll. “Eureka! I must make a dress out of an old duvet and emblazon the image of my much loved Creepy Doll across its breast. Surely this will be the next biggest trend in fashion.”
I know your eyes are up there it there’d is someone on your boobs who is staring at me.
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I can easily envision her having the sort of eyes that follow you around, too.
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Reminds me of something I wore to school 17 years ago! Ahhh…memories.
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Heh. My worst memories clothing wise are regarding corduroy trousers.
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An actual person is supposed to wear that!?!?
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Not just a person. An ADULT. They are available only in adult sizes — but you can get it in other colors if blue doesn’t seem just creepy enough.
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Bleargh!
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I was thinking it would be perfect for a wedding I am attending next week. … Or not.
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Yeah, great a wedding. If you’re trying to make everyone run away screaming in fear.
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Bonus points for choosing the most flattering dress pattern on the planet!
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Yes. When in doubt, I always go for “vaguely rectangular” as a fashion staple.
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Funny, I don’t think this trend made it across the border. Perhaps it was stopped at Customs? I keep thinking it’s something a super hero would wear for formal occasions (sp). A female super hero, that it … not a good one … perhaps actually an evil super-powered individual. Yep, that’s it. A villain. And powder blue has to be one of the worst colours on the planet.
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I love that idea. The villain’s name could be Madame Effigy and her super power is staring you down with her menacing little eyes.
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