Japanese bananas must be far more exciting than American bananas.
Magical banana guy.
He dispenses bananas from his nose into pretty girls’ laps.
No kidding — I’m not creative enough to make this stuff up. See for yourself: Japanese Banana Commercial.
I will have you know I did not come across this bit of ingenuity because I was seeking out banana commercials; I was, in fact, looking for a particular song (with no luck, I might add).
Blog Banana! (Only long time readers will recognize this,)