21 December, already. Have you completed your shopping? No? I wager that is because you are (rightly) concerned over joining the throngs of mindless consumers in the shops.
Yet again, Reader, I have you covered.
With Battle Santa, you can do your last minute bits of shopping without worry.
You see, Battle Santa sits unobtrusively in the corner, looking like a mere jolly Santa…
Then, when you need to defend yourself — AHA! He transforms into Battle Santa, knocking each of your foes away!
Also handy at home, when that one Christmas guest has overstayed his welcome.