23 December. By now you should be really feeling the season. It is after all, Christmas-Eve-Eve.
Still need a centerpiece for your table? I have just the thing.
Meet “Bust of Woman with Weirdly Drilled Nipples”. She’s a surefire conversation starter.
Plus, she gives you something to look at when the social awkwardness of the occasion becomes too much for merely staring at your hands.