Is Your Nose Too Big? I CAN HELP YOU

Ah, Pinterest. The land of perfectly clean houses, unlimited crafts, fairytale weddings, and beauty hacks.

I was perusing Pinterest a while ago, when I came across this amazing beauty hack, and I had to share it with all of you. Surely, someone out there can benefit. If not, you can at least enjoy the ride, because man is it a doozy. So, grab your dramamine and come along for this mess of a beauty roller coaster, complete with amazing advice that has been poorly translated into English.

Is your nose too big?

Make your nose smaller… naturally.

Thank GOODNESS. Y’all, I’ve been so stressed about trying to find a proper, natural way to shrink my nose.

After a great deal of exhausting research, I did manage to find the “after” photo. Yay for natural nose discintigration!

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Dinosaur

I work for an attorney in my spare time.

She is great. She is this little old lady from New York with a kick-ass attitude and a mind as sharp as they come.

Not to mention that she still uses the very first fax machine she ever got, way back when she first started her practice a gazillion years ago. Check it out:

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Your fax machine’s great-great-great-great-great-great-great Gran.

It’s amazing. It takes roughly ten minutes to send one page. It makes that old funny clicky-printy sound that printers used to make way back in the time of the Commodore 64. The really impressive thing to me is that despite being slow, it WORKS. I have far fewer issues getting a fax to go through with this dinosaur than I have with our new-fangled, fancy-schmancy whippersnapper of a fax over at my other office.