Is Your Nose Too Big? I CAN HELP YOU

Ah, Pinterest. The land of perfectly clean houses, unlimited crafts, fairytale weddings, and beauty hacks.

I was perusing Pinterest a while ago, when I came across this amazing beauty hack, and I had to share it with all of you. Surely, someone out there can benefit. If not, you can at least enjoy the ride, because man is it a doozy. So, grab your dramamine and come along for this mess of a beauty roller coaster, complete with amazing advice that has been poorly translated into English.

Is your nose too big?

Make your nose smaller… naturally.

Thank GOODNESS. Y’all, I’ve been so stressed about trying to find a proper, natural way to shrink my nose.

After a great deal of exhausting research, I did manage to find the “after” photo. Yay for natural nose discintigration!

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Happy New Hair! I mean, Year!

I have really curly hair.

And it’s not like most people’s curly. It’s baby-fine, Rosanna Danna, frizzy hair. So it isn’t like I can just straighten it like most people without frying it.

I got this stuff at the Dollar Tree the other day. (Because that’s obviously where people get all the best products, amiright??)

Dude. This stuff ROCKS MY SOCKS OFF. It is the single best hair product I have ever purchased.

And I got it at the Dollar Tree.

It isn’t like hair spray. I don’t know what it is. I just know I can blow dry my hair and do nothing else and it is not any longer frizzy, or crazy, or anything. It just is.

So. Dollar Tree, please, please, PLEASE never stop carrying this stuff. PLEASE.

And if you have even remotely frizzy hair, try it. I mean, you have my seal of approval, and it’ll cost you all of a buck.

Also, happy new year.