Is Your Nose Too Big? I CAN HELP YOU

Ah, Pinterest. The land of perfectly clean houses, unlimited crafts, fairytale weddings, and beauty hacks.

I was perusing Pinterest a while ago, when I came across this amazing beauty hack, and I had to share it with all of you. Surely, someone out there can benefit. If not, you can at least enjoy the ride, because man is it a doozy. So, grab your dramamine and come along for this mess of a beauty roller coaster, complete with amazing advice that has been poorly translated into English.

Is your nose too big?

Make your nose smaller… naturally.

Thank GOODNESS. Y’all, I’ve been so stressed about trying to find a proper, natural way to shrink my nose.

After a great deal of exhausting research, I did manage to find the “after” photo. Yay for natural nose discintigration!

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Go home, Pinterest. You are drunk.

So, as I often do, I was sat here, happily browsing Pinterest, when it occurred to me that, through the wonder of technology and algorithms and general nosiness on the part of each and every website we visit, we are suddenly reachable with more ease an accuracy for advertising than ever before.

Suddenly, as if being hit by some unseen force, a terrible realization came over me.

My Pinterest browsing history must be really, really strange. Like, what-planet-is-this-lady-from strange.

That is the only possible explanation for this grotesque conglomeration of pinnage.

Reader, I assure you no photoshopping had been done to the following image. It is one entire mobile browsing page that appeared before my eyes.

What is even going on here? Is that a shirt, a baby, a boob…? And someone save that poor girl on the right from the melting spider that has attached itself to her eye!

Heck, Pinterest even provided us with a pre-emptive response meme with the blinking guy on the top left.

What a world! What a time to be alive! What will they come up with next?